16 Mar 98 Address to the People of Gordonia
by Prince James

My People,
I bid you a good day and welcome, as does my father.
As you all know, once I am wed, I shall assume the throne of Grodonia and become your king. I have been communicating (via email) with a beautiful woman at Microsoft for several days now, and she is madly in love with me.
I am here to announce that I have selected her as my bride. She shall be brought to me and shall be henceforth known as Princess Chines. A lovely name, don't you think?

Princess Chines waves to her admirers in Gordonia

This wedding will coincide with the acquisition of the DaVinci Codex by our national museum. We shall be acquiring it from Bill Gates, the President of Microsoft.

Please ignore the previous wedding announcement.