Gordonia Bureau of Tourism

"The castle of Gordonia."

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If you are looking for details, about Gordonia, click on the tags off to the left. Gordonia is a small (ten square kilometers) duchy located on the border between Germany and Switzerland. It is known for its high-tech industries (genetic engineering and software development), mercenaries, the Gordonia Fencing Academy and police dog breeding kennels. Gordonia is surrounded on all sides by cliffs. It is reachable only by helicopter. Supplies must be parachuted in. A major source of income for Gordonia is tourism, especially the rock climbing trade, as they enjoy climbing the Cliffs of Insanity located on the southern end of Gordonia. Rulers Gordonia is ruled by a King, currently King James XVII, known as "James the Wise." King James has vowed to abdicate the throne to his son as soon as he is wed. The prince, "James the Libertarian" (also known to his people as "James the Unstable," "James the Butcher" and "James the Maniac") is a conniseur of fine wines, brandies and cigars. He is world reknown for his collection of DaVinci artworks and police interrogation equipment, some dating back to the Spanish Inquisition. It is rumored that he is courting a woman who works at Microsoft and may soon be announcing his engagement. "Prince James the Libertarian"