Gordonia Bureau of Tourism

"Gordonian mercenaries conducting physical training."

Areas of Interest .................. Police Dogs Mad Mike's Mercenaries Uniforms JoostGaard Mercenary Reserves Annual Training

Gordonian mercenaries are known for their skills in sniper craft, SCUBA, C++ programming, rock climbing, amazing sexual prowess, police dog training, web surfing, demolitions, beer drinking, parachuting, cigar smoking, fencing, martial arts, secret techniques of the ninja, dishwashing, cinderblock smashing, scrabble and white water rafting.